My GPS started acting up this afternoon around Lewisporte where, no matter how many times I tried to get it to direct me to a restaurant where I might have lunch, instead it brought me to obscure out-of-the-way places with no dining establishment anywhere in sight. After a number of attempts I gave up and got on the highway to Twillingate. And then out in the middle of nowhere, there it was, Chelsea’s Fish and Chips stand and fresh and frozen fish and seafood shop. Now while I’se a guy who likes salt, the result I am convinced of a genetic mutation passed down from my raw salt cod loving mother, whoever prepared the filling for the lobster roll I ordered had no conception of restraint when it came to using a salt shovel. Either that or the small pieces of lobster had been well marinated in brine.
After lunch the forecasted rain for which I had prepared myself by donning my new high visibility yellow raincoat, and that had held off until then began to fall; it started slowly but increased steadily as I neared Twillingate. And that’s when Lucy, of GPS fame, started really acting up sending up, down, and around corners as I searched for the Withsha B&B. You just know that the combination of rain and crazy GPS instructions can’t but lead to mayhem. So it was that riding down a steep hill on a wet road approaching a stop sign at a T-intersection I applied too much front brake while leaning to the right, and the next I knew my motorcycle was resting on its side in the street; with me, unhurt, saying to myself: SAY WHAT? After a few not so soto voce choice words I realized I would need help to put Mahmotó back upright. Just then 4 little girls, no more than 6 or 7 years old that I had waved to just a few seconds earlier, who had seen the mishap occur arrived at the scene and asked if I was ok. I reassured them that I was but that I’d need some help to put my motorcycle back on its wheels. As they moved in to help I added ‘’maybe by someone a bit bigger than you’’. Wide eyed they froze in place. Was that disappointment or relief that I saw on their faces? Because at the same time a young man who had assessed the situation and pulled over his car on the other side of the intersection came running over and, in the light rain, we were quickly able to get the motorcycle back on it’s wheels. I was very grateful for his assistance and thanked him profusely.
The rain was getting heavier as I continued to search for my B&B, which I eventually found where it had been hiding all along. There was no damage to the motorcycle, just a few scratches on the engine guard to remind me of a story involving rain, a GPs, four beautiful little girls and a generous young man in Twillingate.
For dinner I had pan-fried cod with mashed potatoes and a bottle of Iceberg beer at The Great Auk Winery in Twillingate.
All is well; Retirement Rides 2025 continues tomorrow. What new experience awaits me?




















